Tuesday, February 12, 2013

The Secrets to Finding Joker!

Here's everything you need to know to find Joker spawn locations:

1. Go through the maps looking for him.
2. Repeat step 1.


Posting this because I've had more than a few people PMing me, wanting me to give them spawn locations of Joker.

Seriously?

1. By default, I don't give out secrets. You'll find no secrets in this blog, and you won't get them from me in the game either. I do not respond to such requests.
2. Even if I did, why would I give out the locations, thus making it harder for me to find him in those spots?

I have no interest in giving out the actually very few locations that I know are still valid to people who are too damn lazy to hunt for him themselves.

I'm not even a Joker hunter, for Goddess sake. The few I know were accidental finds, mostly while pear hunting.

Including when I found the newly added spawn point that resulted in me finding the Thermal Serp hyperbag when Radu placed one under a spawn for a contest this past week.

Right, I was actually pear hunting at the time, and accidently stumbled on him for that. I don't actively search for Joker, just watch for him as I do other things.


If you want Joker spawn locations, use the steps above. Which are the true secret to finding Joker spawns.

(I've also had 3 people ask about an image I put up 3 or so years ago on this blog showing Joker at one of his spawns. The spawn locations have changed several times since then, and that is no longer a valid location even if you knew where it was. Give it up.)


Joker on Google: This post was made because over half my search result traffic coming to this blog was people searching for "eternal lands joker spawn" and similar.

Here's a clue: The only sites that have any mention of actual spawn locations are incredibly outdated, and none of the spawns they mention are actually spawn points anymore. My steps above are the best advice you'll get.

2 comments:

  1. 'Even if I did, why would I give out the locations, thus making it harder for me to find him in those spots?

    I have no interest in giving out the actually very few locations that I know are still valid to people who are too damn lazy to hunt for him themselves.'

    You gave a guide to pear hunting, presumably they believed you would be willing to share and help new joker hunters emerge.

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  2. I don't give away secrets on this blog. "How" to hunt a pear isn't a secret, it's advice. The pear can show up in any harvestable on any map, so no matter what I write I can't give away its location.

    Joker locations are considered game secrets, which I never give out here.

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